If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the lot of ya, and burn yer town to cinder!

The terror and bane of Principal Skinner has abandoned his post high atop the lawn-tractor to voice his concern about his Scottish homeland detaching itself from the the Royal British Empire. Now he thinks he’s the sly one, pretending to be neutral, but as his wicket starts to rise, his true colors don’t stay unexposed from under his kilt for long.

The latest polls say the issue is too close to call, but after Willie’s intervention and ‘offer‘, who knows?

The referendum will take place this Thursday, September 18.